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"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "

With a straight face and loaded pies, Bonkers the Clown rode into town determined to have revenge on everyone that had ever laughed at him.

'One thing for certain,son - if your name's on it you're going to get it'.

'Yup, OK, technically I suppose I should have said 'rope him up'...'

'...and then the photographer told me to hold the Sharps like this.'

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Go Ahead - Make My Day!

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Historic Bank Jobs.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Mama! Aliens.'