Western Movie Fan Gifts

Cowboy with arrow in hat shouting 'CUPIDS!'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Sign on gallow steps; "Watch your step".

"Yippee - I - O. Over?"

'The masked man He's the loan arranger,'

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

"Just remember, we switch back before we get to town."

"We're not robbing any banks, Roger, until you pull that mask up over your nose."

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.

Wild West Shoot Out.

"I'd like to get your arrow count down."

"These heels are killing me."

Circle the wagons!

Cowboy in a thong.

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

Early abductions.

Why you wear hat when not rain, no sun, and we under roof?

"We should totally rob a bank right now."

Sheriff: Out to Lynch

"Sorry, son. Her wheel's broke. I'm gonna have to put her down."

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"Dammit, Cactus-Jack! If you keep shootin' first and asking questions later. . . soon there'll be no one left to play trivial pursuit."

"I'm here to take advantage of the bull market."

My other horse is a car.

'Never seen that before.'

"Just enter the amount you wish to withdraw and press OK. There ain't no ‘yippee kayay' button."

SHOOT-OUT

Two Tenpin Bowling Pin Cowboys about to fight it out using Bowling balls

Bandits at two o'clock.

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

It's nothing, boys- just the price we pay to live in a dynamic frontier society.'

'Well, well. If it isn't the Bone Ranger and Tonto.'

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.