Western Movie Fan Gifts

Cowboy with arrow in hat shouting 'CUPIDS!'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Sign on gallow steps; "Watch your step".

'The masked man He's the loan arranger,'

"Yippee - I - O. Over?"

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

"These heels are killing me."

Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"We're not robbing any banks, Roger, until you pull that mask up over your nose."

Wild West Shoot Out.

Circle the wagons!

"Just remember, we switch back before we get to town."

"I'd like to get your arrow count down."

Cowboy in a thong.

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'Well, well. If it isn't the Bone Ranger and Tonto.'

It's nothing, boys- just the price we pay to live in a dynamic frontier society.'

My other horse is a car.

'Never seen that before.'

"Just enter the amount you wish to withdraw and press OK. There ain't no ‘yippee kayay' button."

SHOOT-OUT

Two Tenpin Bowling Pin Cowboys about to fight it out using Bowling balls

Why you wear hat when not rain, no sun, and we under roof?

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

Bandits at two o'clock.

"Reckon you oughta get the doc to prescribe a cream for that itchy trigger finger of yours, Ringo."

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

"Hey, you boys see this? You really can beat a dead horse."

"How come, in westerns, it's always the floozie who's a redhead?"

"The kid meant nothin' by it Zeke... a lot of young 'uns put a fancy love-heart pattern on a caffe latte."

This town ain't big enough.

"We should totally rob a bank right now."

Sheriff: Out to Lynch