Western Movie Enthusiast Gifts

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

'Been a long time Billy. I see you're still overfeeding that little filly.'

At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'Paw, it's been two days and the varmints haven't even been blinked.'

Draw!

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'It's going to be a painful meeting for you, so take a slug of this rot-gut coffee and bite on this #2 pencil.'

'Bugler! Sound retreat!' 'Let's get the hell out of here!'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"They make me look hippy, right?"

Goodies and Baddies

"If you ask me, this plot is full of holes."

"Well, I will have to see you draw."

"El muy mal perro"

'I'd like a word with you about your 'faithful' Indian companion!'

"...shoots himself in the foot"

"We should be safe soon... They never attack in the dark!"

A desperadobandit being punished.

"Well, back to therapy."

"Doc...Tell Maw that I died with my booties on!"

Pistol Packin' Yahoo

'Roy's a tad standoffish.'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Paul Newman - '' Raindrops keep falling and I'm dead...''

"Whoa, Pardner. Mind the six-foot rule."

'My black outfit is at the cleaners. I'm really a bad guy.'

"You've been found guilty of horse thievin'. You can either hang by the neck until dead or you can accept our nomination as a senate candidate."

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

"Don't you remember? You were the one who voted to cut railway funding."

Sheriff Kornbluth and Sally, in hot pursuit of they can't remember what or whom, stop for a coffee break....

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'