Western Movies Aficionado Gifts

'No, I'm not a crazy horse, I'm Crazy Horse's horse...'

'I'm looking for a benefit claimant!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

'Mama! Aliens.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'