Western Movies Fan Gifts

'I can't find any 'roundup' music on the radio.'

Snails of the old west.

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Nun Fight.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

'Mama! Aliens.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"