Wild Western Fans Pillows

"Meet my wife, Hiawatha and her sister Lower Watha."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Meet the author"

Nun Fight.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Skate or die."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Historic Bank Jobs.

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Cow duel.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'