Wild West Lovers Pillows

'The lonesome highway is a jocularity free zone cowboy!'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

Rodeo

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Nun Fight.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Skate or die."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Cow duel.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'