Western Lovers Pillows

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Skate or die."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Billy the kiddy!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Wild West Text Showdown

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,