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"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Billy the kiddy!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Ronald Reagan

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Cowboy

'I hate reruns.'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Indian selfie

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"I'd like a trigger warning."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

TV Hold Up.

Although he new it was madness, Wilbur felt his hand move towards the rubber squirter bulb.

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

The Cone Ranger