Old West Comedy Lover Pillows

'I used to be a horse whisperer - Then I discovered they're all deaf!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Primitive magician

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Cowboy

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Not at all O.K. Corral

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

"You didn't shake out your boot."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

Dang prairie dogs!

Notary

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt

Uke Free Zone