Old West Humor Lover Pillows

Cowboy builders

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

The modern sheriff.

"Trepanning for gold"

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Reality Wagon Train

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

Wanted for Stick Up

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

'Uh, yeah, you go ahead. We'll catch up with the wagon train later.'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."