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Old West Humor Lover Mugs
Discover funny mugs perfect for old west humor lovers, featuring witty sayings and Western-inspired cartoons that bring a smile to every cowboy's face.
"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."
"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!
'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'
Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.
'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'
Cattlemans Saloon.
'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'
The modern sheriff.
"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."
"..Not cloudy all day."
"Trepanning for gold"
"Giddyup."
Reality Wagon Train
"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"
"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."
'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'
"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"
TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.
"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."
"Just a minute - I'm uploading."
"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."
Wanted for Stick Up
"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."
'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'
"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."
'Uh, yeah, you go ahead. We'll catch up with the wagon train later.'
"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”
The Mild, Mild West.
"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"
Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'
Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP
Dang prairie dogs!
Rest Area: Prospectors' Trail
Old West Humor Lover Mugs Collection
Old West Humor Lover Pillows
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Old West Humor Lover Prints
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Old West Humor Lover T-Shirts
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