Wild West Humor Lover Mugs

"Shhhh!....Don't fire you'll stampede them."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Cattlemans Saloon.

Cowboy

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Reality Wagon Train

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"Boss, d'ya think that this one Saguaro is enough to stop the uma stage."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Wanted for Stick Up

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Saloon/Salon

'Where's my saddle, you sick freak?'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"