Wild West Humorists Mugs

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

Wanted for Stick Up

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'Her and her silicone implants!'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Evacuation Route.

''Goenor's Pardon'?' 'What's a Goenor?'

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"