Western Wit Mugs

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

Cowboy Acupuncture

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

Wanted for Stick Up

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

Dang prairie dogs!

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

Evacuation Route.

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

Bonnie and Clydesdale.

'... But I thought you said to get a long, little doggie, boss.'

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

Wanted - better artist.