Western Wit Gifts

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Giddyup."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Wanted for Stick Up

Cowboy Acupuncture

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Dang prairie dogs!

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"He's doing a mojor renovation from bad guy to good guy."

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

Evacuation Route.

'... But I thought you said to get a long, little doggie, boss.'