Western Humorists Mugs

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Wanted for Stick Up

Born Cynical,,,,

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"His schlock has gravitas."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'