Western Humorists Prints

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

"Giddyup."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

Born Cynical,,,,

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

Wanted for Stick Up

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

"His schlock has gravitas."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.