Wild West Humorists Gifts

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Giddyup."

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Wanted for Stick Up

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

'Her and her silicone implants!'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

''Goenor's Pardon'?' 'What's a Goenor?'

Evacuation Route.

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"