Wild West Humorist Gifts

'... But I thought you said to get a long, little doggie, boss.'

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

'I'm turning in. Cover me.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Wanted for Stick Up

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

A cow's bedside table.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.