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'Sorry, I don't have any water -- But how about some Grey Poupon?'

Do You Have Anything For Dry Hair?

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"We don't get TV signals out here: Thank goodness, we have a DVD player..."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I fart more than that!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Suez Canal Curse

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

I've been doing sit-ups!

COWS: Spare cow

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

"Can you milk a cow?"

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

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