'I'm no expert, but I'd say it has something to do with the recoil action.'
Lover Of Desert Humor Gifts
If you know someone who finds hilarity in deserts and dry humor, our collection of playful and witty items is just the ticket. From mugs to prints, these products bring lighthearted fun to desert lovers who appreciate a clever joke or amusing design related to arid landscapes and desert life. Find the ideal gift that resonates with their sense of humor and passion for sandy adventures.
'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'
"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!
Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.
Who's gone medieval on our ass?
(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)
'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'
I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...
Cattlemans Saloon.
"Giddyup."
"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"
....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!
'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'
Early American Think tank
"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."
"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"
"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
Nice six-pack!
'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'
"Nothing like a snow zombie."
BARBER
'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'
Wanted for Stick Up
'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'
Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)
'Got any cud flavour?'
"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."
'It's got all the original features.'
Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'
"This looks like a job for Agman!"
When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.
'Her and her silicone implants!'
Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!
"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"
Lover Of Desert Humor Gifts Collection
Lover Of Desert Humor Mugs
Explore our collection of desert humor mugs—perfect for those who love a good laugh with their morning coffee or afternoon tea.
Lover Of Desert Humor Pillows
Bring humor and comfort home with pillows featuring desert jokes and funny sandy scenes—great for lounging and giggling.
Lover Of Desert Humor Prints
Decorate their space with witty desert humor prints—ideal for brightening up any room with a splash of sandy wit.
Lover Of Desert Humor T-Shirts
Check out our humorous desert-themed t-shirts—brighten up their wardrobe with witty slogans and playful desert graphics.