Desert Humorists Gifts

Driest croissant in all the world.

'Her and her silicone implants!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

COWS: Spare cow

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"Can you milk a cow?"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

BARBER

Armadillo playing accordion.

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'