Desert Humorists T-Shirts

Driest croissant in all the world.

'Her and her silicone implants!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

COWS: Spare cow

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

BARBER

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

River Source

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"Can you milk a cow?"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Armadillo playing accordion.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.