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"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Scene on the English coast.

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"Over there - an island!"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

'Her and her silicone implants!'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

'Mom!'

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

10 pin bowling cows.

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

Warning - may contain nuts.

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

"This isn't my order either!"

"We don't get TV signals out here: Thank goodness, we have a DVD player..."

'It's silk.'

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'

Desert Island Cycle Path

New Season's Bathing Machines