Desert Island Humor Pillows

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"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Scene on the English coast.

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"Over there - an island!"

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

10 pin bowling cows.

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

Warning - may contain nuts.

'It's silk.'

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

"We don't get TV signals out here: Thank goodness, we have a DVD player..."

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'

New Season's Bathing Machines

Desert Island Cycle Path