Desert Island Humorist Pillows

'We're from 'SuperPacs without borders.' Would you care to donate to a political party of your choice?'

"We really need two palms."

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

"I'm sending a chain letter."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Scene on the English coast.

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

A cow's bedside table.

BARBER

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

I'm a Smart-Cow!

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

'Old fart and the sea'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Her and her silicone implants!'