Desert Island Humorist Mugs

'We're from 'SuperPacs without borders.' Would you care to donate to a political party of your choice?'

"We really need two palms."

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

"I'm sending a chain letter."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Scene on the English coast.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

That's one harmonious butt hole!

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

BARBER

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

A cow's bedside table.

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'Her and her silicone implants!'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Old fart and the sea'

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"