Lover Of Desert Humor Mugs

'I'm no expert, but I'd say it has something to do with the recoil action.'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Giddyup."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Early American Think tank

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

BARBER

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

Wanted for Stick Up

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

'Got any cud flavour?'

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

'It's got all the original features.'

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

'Her and her silicone implants!'

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"