Island Humor Pillows

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

California Beverages Map

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"What's that clicking sound?"

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

BARBER

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

'Help.'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"He uses a silencer."

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

Portuguese Mom of War

Warning - may contain nuts.

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

Desert Island Cycle Path

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

"Just because that last guy you ate was a vegan, you can't say you're on a vegan diet!"

"We'll be found soon I didn't pay the television licence"

"We homeschool."

Deep Sea Restaurant

'That hunchbacked white is singing our song.'

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole