Island Humor Gifts

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

California Beverages Map

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

BARBER

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"What's that clicking sound?"

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

'Help.'

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

"He uses a silencer."

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

Portuguese Mom of War

Warning - may contain nuts.

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

"This isn't my order either!"

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

"We homeschool."

"Just because that last guy you ate was a vegan, you can't say you're on a vegan diet!"

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

Deep Sea Restaurant

'That hunchbacked white is singing our song.'

Desert Island Cycle Path

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole