Lonely Island Humor Fans Gifts

Desert Island Cycle Path

The Lemmings of Montauk

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

Yeti/Not Yeti

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

'Help.'

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

World's sma.... llest beach

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

'How very Putney!'

Warning - may contain nuts.

I'm Self-Isolating

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

"We'll be found soon I didn't pay the television licence"

Swine flu.

'Sally, there's someone else.'

"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

Castaways Not Welcome

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

"Oh, don't mind him, he's from Salford."

"No single, childless adult with very little family and only one friend can possibly get that many Christmas gifts."

'They have TWO trees!'

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

"Sorry. Not my table."

Two Englishmen Who Were Never Formally Introduced.

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

"A book! A book! Finally, something to take my mind off this terrible predicment!"