Seaside Humor Fan Gifts

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Scene on the English coast.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

"Serf's up"

'This is totally bananas!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

World's sma.... llest beach

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'A working vacation, your honor?'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

Portuguese Mom of War

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

New Season's Bathing Machines

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

"This isn't my order either!"

Sardine funeral

'Up periscope!'

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

"The food is great, but the service is terrible."

'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'

"Look darling! There's a man eating shark!"