Seaside Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"What is this, bread?! No, man, we meant bread. We want your money."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Scene on the English coast.

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'This is totally bananas!'

School Crossing

"Serf's up"

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

'You been sleep walking again?'

Fish Eye Tests.

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'A working vacation, your honor?'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

New Season's Bathing Machines

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

'Up periscope!'

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

'It comes in handy at high tide'

"The food is great, but the service is terrible."

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'