Seaside Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

"What is this, bread?! No, man, we meant bread. We want your money."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Scene on the English coast.

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

School Crossing

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

"Serf's up"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'This is totally bananas!'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

Fish Eye Tests.

'You been sleep walking again?'

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'A working vacation, your honor?'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

New Season's Bathing Machines

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'Up periscope!'

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

'It comes in handy at high tide'

"The food is great, but the service is terrible."

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.