Coastal Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"I just flew in from the Coast. Boy, are my references tired."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'I think its being tapped.'

Scene on the English coast.

Death Takes A Time-Share

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Tsunami Selfie

'Old fart and the sea'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'A working vacation, your honor?'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

World's sma.... llest beach

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

Sworn Anenome

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

New Season's Bathing Machines

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

'It comes in handy at high tide'

'Inland revenue? Your letter doesn't apply to me, I live on the coast!'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'I'm here until high tide.'

"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"

"So, what do you do for a crust?"

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

Backwards Buccaneers

'How about this one . . . untangling holidaymakers from deckchairs?'