Coastal Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"I just flew in from the Coast. Boy, are my references tired."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'I think its being tapped.'

Scene on the English coast.

Death Takes A Time-Share

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'Old fart and the sea'

Tsunami Selfie

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'A working vacation, your honor?'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

World's sma.... llest beach

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

Sworn Anenome

New Season's Bathing Machines

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

'It comes in handy at high tide'

'Inland revenue? Your letter doesn't apply to me, I live on the coast!'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

"So, what do you do for a crust?"

Backwards Buccaneers

'How about this one . . . untangling holidaymakers from deckchairs?'

"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

'I'm here until high tide.'