Coastal Humor Appreciator Gifts

'It comes in handy at high tide'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Scene on the English coast.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

Tsunami Selfie

'Old fart and the sea'

School Crossing

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

'A working vacation, your honor?'

World's sma.... llest beach

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"You know we should spend some of this!"

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

Fish: 'I want to surf the net!'

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

Sworn Anenome

"Wow, that's too bad, it's the opposite for me: People are ecstatic when I swim towards them..."

New Season's Bathing Machines

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

'Inland revenue? Your letter doesn't apply to me, I live on the coast!'

Why Squid and Octopuses Don't Play Ball Games