'Inland revenue? Your letter doesn't apply to me, I live on the coast!'
Coastal Comedian Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a coastal comedian? Our collection blends seaside charm with humor, featuring playful cartoons and clever slogans on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Whether they love the beach or making people laugh, you'll find something that tickles their funny bone and their seaside spirit.
"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"
"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."
"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"
'Luxury cruise you said!'
A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.
"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"
"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."
"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."
Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.
Brighton Bersagliere.
Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!
Shark food pyramid.
'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'
Scene on the English coast.
"You can find me on Inkedin."
"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."
'I think its being tapped.'
Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners
"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."
"Here he comes! Don't move."
'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'
'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'
No petting in the pool!
"What's that clicking sound?"
Jelly Fish
'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'
'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!
'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'
'Ha! Fake out!'
"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"
'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'
Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!
Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'
'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'
Coastal Comedian Gifts Collection
Coastal Comedian Mugs
Explore our collection of coastal comedian mugs—perfect for adding seaside humor to morning coffees or tea breaks.
Coastal Comedian Pillows
Browse our humorous coastal pillows—comfy, quirky, and perfect for giving any space a splash of seaside wit.
Coastal Comedian Prints
View our funny seaside prints—bring humor and coastal charm to your walls with artwork that makes a statement.
Coastal Comedian T-Shirts
Check out our range of coastal comedian t-shirts—ideal for sunny days, beach outings, or just sharing a laugh anytime.