Coastal Comedian Pillows

'Inland revenue? Your letter doesn't apply to me, I live on the coast!'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Scene on the English coast.

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'I think its being tapped.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

Jelly Fish

No petting in the pool!

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Ha! Fake out!'

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

When the prey becomes the predator.

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."