Coastal Humor Fan Pillows

World's sma.... llest beach

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Scene on the English coast.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

Tsunami Selfie

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

'Old fart and the sea'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'Do you have any other identification?'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

Portuguese Mom of War

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

Sardine funeral

New Season's Bathing Machines

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

'It comes in handy at high tide'

'Inland revenue? Your letter doesn't apply to me, I live on the coast!'

The Gulf Stream

"So, what do you do for a crust?"

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'

Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.

'He got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!'

"Oh, don't mind him, he's from Salford."

"Look darling! There's a man eating shark!"