Seaside Humor Fan Pillows

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Scene on the English coast.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

"Serf's up"

'This is totally bananas!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'A working vacation, your honor?'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

World's sma.... llest beach

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

Portuguese Mom of War

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

New Season's Bathing Machines

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

Sardine funeral

'Up periscope!'

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

"The food is great, but the service is terrible."

'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'

"Oh, don't mind him, he's from Salford."

"Look darling! There's a man eating shark!"