Seaside Comedy Lover Pillows

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Mermaid Art

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Sandy Floss

Scene on the English coast.

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

Death Takes A Time-Share

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

Hmmm

Punch has a smoking break.

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

Fortune telling

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'A working vacation, your honor?'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"I warned him about sucking in his stomach so much."

Oh Bugger !

'Wow! And I can hear the vineyard!'

"The tide is out right now. Please leave your name and number..."

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

New Season's Bathing Machines

"I'm NOT stalking you, miss - you're standing on my flippers!"

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

The Cliff Whites of Dover

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'