Seaside Comedy Lover Prints

Look! It's the invisible man!!

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Mermaid Art

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Sandy Floss

Scene on the English coast.

Death Takes A Time-Share

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

Hmmm

Punch has a smoking break.

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

Fortune telling

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"I warned him about sucking in his stomach so much."

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'A working vacation, your honor?'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

Oh Bugger !

'Wow! And I can hear the vineyard!'

"I'm NOT stalking you, miss - you're standing on my flippers!"

"The tide is out right now. Please leave your name and number..."

New Season's Bathing Machines

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

The Cliff Whites of Dover