Seaside Comedian Prints

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'I think its being tapped.'

Scene on the English coast.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Tentacle attacking diver.

No petting in the pool!

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Ha! Fake out!'

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

'Old fart and the sea'

Punch has a smoking break.

'This is totally bananas!'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'Which is the deep end?'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

How to fool a seagull

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'