Coastal Humor Fan Gifts

World's sma.... llest beach

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Scene on the English coast.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'Old fart and the sea'

Tsunami Selfie

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'Do you have any other identification?'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

Portuguese Mom of War

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

Sardine funeral

New Season's Bathing Machines

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

'It comes in handy at high tide'

'Inland revenue? Your letter doesn't apply to me, I live on the coast!'

"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"

'He got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!'

Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'

"So, what do you do for a crust?"

The Gulf Stream

"Oh, don't mind him, he's from Salford."

"Look darling! There's a man eating shark!"