Coastal Culture Fan Gifts

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Holiday time.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Lighthouse

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Tsunami Selfie

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

Welcome to the British Museum...

'I think I'll retire from the CIA to some nice secret little covert beach.'

World's sma.... llest beach

Castro era bros.

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

"Weren't the Europeans bad enough?"

"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

'We've got a saying here about our beef hut, Claude. . . 'if you don't like the service, just wait 45 minutes.' Drives out-of-towners nuts!'

Smile! You're on Realiry TV!

'It comes in handy at high tide'

Locally Sourced Locals

Joe, the Lighthouse Keeper

'I'm here until high tide.'

'I've finally bridged the gap between sandcastle perfection and move-in-ready.'

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

'I'm afraid it's fruit flies.'

Edward Brathwaite.

'You can tell it ent Ming coz there aint no ting.'

"I just flew in from the Coast. Boy, are my references tired."

'Of course the water tastes salty!'