Coastal Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm here until high tide.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Beach Barbecue

When laundry ruled the waves.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Try me/try me/try me...

Turtle Hat

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."