Coastal Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm here until high tide.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

A crab with a utility knife claw