Costal Enthusiast Mugs

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Holiday time.

Local Knowledge

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Beach Barbecue

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Turtle Hat

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Privates Beach"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."