Costal Enthusiast Gifts

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Holiday time.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Local Knowledge

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Turtle Hat

"We’re a lending aquarium."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Privates Beach"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."