Coastal Adventurer Gifts

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

Replacement Lighthouse

White Cliffs of Dover

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Holiday time.

Local Knowledge

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Lazy Octopus

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Scuba cow"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'